I’d like to say that we’re closed for summer, but truth be told, we are having staffing issues that make it pretty much impossible for us to publish any content until, say, mid-September.
It turns out that Antoine McGuilicuddy, a 2P News co-founder, was able to drink himself into an alcohol-induced coma. Nobody can wake him up, but he has full vitals. And he’s a geologist, so this is saying a lot.
Sir William Shortspeare had to travel back to Bentknee Manor in Slopshire, England to spend time with family.
And, me, Darcy, well, I’m heading to Madagascar to hang out with a family of lemurs that I have been sponsoring for the last 17 years. I finally get to meet them!
Enjoy your summer, good people!